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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

April Fool sms jokes, shayari, funny sms, msg, sms hindi greetings, tricks, pranks, images, wallpapers, videos: All free


april fool greeting wallpaper @ http://hallosushant.blogspot.com
April Fool SMS [messages]: 


Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have Bus pass.

Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai 
beautiful beautiful?
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
? aprilfool, aprilfool ?


april fool greeting wallpaper @ http://hallosushant.blogspot.com

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FOO$

FOOL

FoOl

fOoL

foOL

FOOl

fOoL

FoOl
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FOol

foOL

FOOL

Pressing For What? Once a Fool Always a Fool..



Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl?
April 1
U Know Why?? http://hallosushant.blogspot.com/
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll



A day will come…
When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year.
Congratulations!







Aisa Dostana hamara,
Mai Kashti tu Kinara,
Mai Dhanush tu Teer,
Mai Matar tu Paneer,
Mai Varsha tu Badal,
  Mai Hot tu Cool,
  Mai April tu…?







Watch ND tv news jaldi!!!
India is selected for super 8 because Sirlanka,
Players got cought in drug test!
Bewakuf April fool!



FOOLse
FOOLne
FOOLonki
FOOLwari me
FOOL k sath wish kiya-
'O' FOOL, U r d mst
beautiFOOL,
wonderFOOL &
colorFOOL
amongst all
FOOOLS...
Happy FOOL's day.

pl. dnt mind.






In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!


April Fool Greetings:


april fool greeting wallpaper @ http://hallosushant.blogspot.com


April Fool Pranks and Tricks:

These are not SMS,  just an April Fool Trick:

Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.


Glue and Water
Take a cup and put some glue and some water mix it up and put it on top of a door, open it just a http://hallosushant.blogspot.com/
bit, have some one go out of it. When a person goes out of it they will get it all on top of them.

p.s. you can put milk and glue in a cup.

april fool greeting wallpaper @ http://hallosushant.blogspot.com
Tape the Mouse Ball
Take a piece of clear tape and place it over the mouseball. This will prevent the mouse ball from

turning and frustrate the user.
This trick is quite easy for the user to figure out and it is easy to set up.
However, if you really want to be cruel, slightly unplug the mouse cable from the computer as well.


Bad Phone Connection
Pick one friend that you are going to abuse. Every time you call them at home, pretend that you

cannot hear them when they speak.
"Hello? Hello?" *click*
Everytime they call you, do the exact same thing.
You can always add in a few lines such as, "I don't know who you are, but this isn't a funny joke." http://hallosushant.blogspot.com/
If you see them on the street, act suprised and relieved.
"Oh that's YOU calling me. Here I thought it was a crank caller!"
Usually they will blabber out some apology and all the time you can smile to yourself knowing you are really pulling one over on them.


Grease the Phone
Place Vaseline on the ear piece of a telephone receiver.http://hallosushant.blogspot.com/
In a pinch, a tab of butter will work just as well. Or first aid cream.
This prank can also be used on unattended cell phones.


Bathroom Pudding
Smear chocolate pudding all over a bathroom. Works best in public bathroom, as people will most likely not clean it up. They will just try to avoid it but at the same time think its poo.



Frozen Bra
While your female roomie is asleep, take her bra, wet it and put it in the freezer. Then before she http://hallosushant.blogspot.com/
wakes up put it back. Now all you have to do is sit back and wait til she puts it on in the morning.


Dandruff Prank
Very quietly sneek up on your victim and shake some salt into his hair. Your victim will think he has dandruff.


Cellophane Toilet Bowl Prank
Place clear cellophane over the toilet bowl but under the seat. Works best at parties where a large percentage of the people are drunk.


Great April fool Videos: [Click here]

Have a happy, healthy, funny, prankfull 1st April.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Holi Sms,Messages,wishes,Text greetings



Holi SMS

When it's time to send Holi wishes to loved ones people simply look for some good Holi festival SMS. Well, sending a Holi SMS is the best way to shower your heartiest feelings and blessings on the dear ones and to those who stay far off. Here is a great collection of Holi greetings to share special feeling of the festival with your friends, family and close ones. You can also send us some interesting Holi SMS and enrich our section. 



  • Hindi Holi SMS

Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho,
Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang,
Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki,
To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki, 
Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.

Lal, gulabi, neela, pila hathon me liya samet,
Holi ke din rangenge sajni, kar ke meethi bhent.

Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!!

Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari, rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,
kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli, aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.

Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, 
Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,
Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,
Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.

Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar,
Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar,
Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar,
Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar! 

Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga ke thoda thoda sa rang, baja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang.
Holi Mubarak!

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.

Chadenge jab pyare rang, ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana.
Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang, 
Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang. 
Bolo sarararara....

Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi!

Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
“Happy Holi”.

  • Funny Holi SMS

Me ja ja jovu hu,
Mane tharo chahero dikhto hai,
Ii thaaro kusur nathi,
Salo sab chahero aaj rangeelo hai,
Holi Mubarak!

Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya? 

Rang barse bhige chunar wali, rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali..rang barse, are rang barse bhige chunar wali..re! Ab ghar jao nahi to jukham lag jayega. 


  • English Holi SMS 

Dipped in hues of love and trust has come the festival of Holi. 
Happy Holi!!

Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi. 

May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life. Happy Holi. 

If wishes come in rainbow colors then I would send the brightest one to say Happy Holi. 

A true and caring relation doesn't have to speak loud, a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings. Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun. 

Best wishes to you for a Holi filled with sweet moments and memories to cherish for long.
Happy Holi!



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